Vitamins

This website is simply a link to Swanson Vitamins. www.vitaprevention.com If you buy after clicking through, my dad gets a commission.

David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff is the guy Americans love to hate and Germans love to love. Perhaps that's because he's the antichrist. You heard me right.

www.esquilax.com/baywatch tells about it. The evidence is impressively persuasive. In fact, Hoff himself read it and now has publicly admitted that he may be the antichrist.

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/08/09/david_hasselhoff_maybe_i_am_the_antichri

Finally, maybe you want to get your advice from the antichrist. If so, try

http://www.knight-foundation.com/askdavid.html and Hoff's spirit will advise you.

T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S.

You know how you always wanted to perform experiments on Twinkies? Well, someone else did, too. You can find out what they found out at http://www.twinkiesproject.com/

Plunging the Depths of Star Wars

If you're the kind of person who compulsively blurts out "Four!" when someone refers to the 1977 Star Wars movie as "Star Wars One" or if you read Star Wars paperbacks, then you probably already know about the dismal spectacle known as the Star Wars Holiday Special. This two-hour bowel movement from a day when TV was really sick is possibly the worst TV episode of all time. You can read about it here http://www.starwarsholidayspecial.com/. There are bootlegs floating around (some reports claim it's one of the most bootlegged broadcasts in history) like little viruses. George Lucas has not been able to eradicate it even though he once said he'd like to hunt them all down and smash them with a hammer.

Weekly World News

If you're not already a reader of Weekly World News, here's a way to get involved. As seen on the movie Men in Black, WWN is the only true news source. Be in the know after reading stories like Warrior Penguins Maim Dozens in South Atlantic Massacre and Health Food Stores Particularly Vulnerable to Alien Attack.

stupid.com

Whether you need an Einstein action figure, a pooping pig candy dispenser, or a wind-up hopping lederhosen, www.stupid.com is your website! Check it out!

Death Clock

Death Clock is a very clever website that can add a dark humor to your desktop plus remind you to make healthy choices. You simply fill out a form with your date of birth, BMI, and a couple other facts and voila! a clock appears that counts down how many days left until your death.
Check it out! It also helps you grieve your death in advance so you won't be sad after you die.

http://www.deathclock.com/